The proper way to drive your Hellcat safely is:
1) Clutch in
2) Put in 1st
3) DON'T TOUCH THE GAS PEDAL
4) Release clutch slowly and control the burnout on idle rpm until the burnout stops and you reach 2nd gear speed (around 20mph)
4) Clutch in again
5) Change from 1st to 2nd gear
6) Release clutch and repeat the control of… » 8/29/14 1:39pm Friday 1:39pm

You're not a dick if you fulfill these requirements:
- Do you break any law while doing this? (Going over the speed limit, excessive noise, hooning)
- Are you sure you're not bothering people? (waking up babies, firing alarms, jump scaring an old lady or driving near hospitals or residential areas past 10PM)
- Does the… » 8/28/14 2:32pm Thursday 2:32pm

I can imagine Pixar knocking on Torch's door with a suitcase full of money:
- We want your car on our movie, here's a million bucks for Copyrights.
- I have a condition...
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